From time to time, my group of friends and I will say something and go “Jeepers! That would make an excellent band name!”

We then form that band and play as Moose and Midge win the jitterbug competition. We then get a large trophy for having the “Swingingest Band in Riverdale,” but all Jughead cares about is the prize for All-You-Can-Eat sundaes at the Chok’lit Shoppe.

Oh Jughead…

Anyway, from time to time I actually write these band name ideas down. I found a bunch of them, and here they are. Enjoy:

• Lyndon B. Zombie
• Steak-knife Samurai
• Butter Suit
• Giggle Me Timbers
• Pickle Sticklers
• Cookies and Milf
• Batman and Loggins
  •  NOTE: This could either be a Kenny Loggins cover band where you rework his lyrics to be about Batman or where you just sing Kenny Loggins songs like Christian Bale’s Batman.
• Booty Pebbles
• Hilary C. and the Benghazi Sensation
• Zombie Gift Givers
• Women’s Libido
• Grave Lincoln
• Dan Aykroyd
• Spilled Ilk
• Polychronic
• Foie Gras
• Spud & the Gravy
• Chocolate Silk
• Hymen Says
• Corridor and Grain
• Rainbow Ninja Parade
• Captain Punch
• Clark’s Super Panties
• Dive Bar Swag
• We Can’t Afford Real Instruments
• Camera Angel
• Bromatic Scales
• Snape Kills Dumbledore
• Thank You, Come Again!
• $¥$₮€₹
• Discotheque Tape Deck
• String Cheese Bikini
• Hedgehog and the Polysonics
• Jersey Turnpike
• Red Wedding Caterers
• Crowdfunded Tater Salad
• Dick Schlongstein
• What Barack is Cookin’
• Aroma Parody
• Burt Peart’s Dirt Shirt
• Santa Says I’m Poor
  • Reference 
• Disappointing Relations
• Kaitlin and the Pile-Ups
• It’s Not a Tuba!
• Kafkaesque Burlesque
• Scrambled Dregs
• Wesley Crusher Fan Club
• nononononononononononononono
• Twerk du Soleil
• Occupy Valles Marineris

There you go. Get out there and rock the socks off some unsuspecting dive-bar patrons.

Hope you enjoyed the Archie references. (Seriously though, #TeamVeronica)

~C