On occasion, my group of friends and I will say something and go “Golly! That would make a neato band name!”

We then form that band and play at the Riverdale High Pep Rally (Go Bulldogs). We look over and everyone has a good laugh as we catch Principal Weatherbee boogieing down! Meanwhile, there’s a commotion from the hall! Seems Miss Beazley caught Jughead in the pantry again!

Oh Jughead…

Seriously, Jughead. Get help, my dude.

Anyway, here is the second part of my ever growing list of band names that I actually have the forethought or sobriety to jot down. Enjoy!

• Refugees Louise
• Karmic Institution
• The ILLbillies
• MOOD (Melancholy Observations On Death)
• Corn Dog Nuggets
• Band Wanton
• Gesticular Torsion
• Pop, Lock and Crocs
• Chug o’ War
• #800000 V
• President Weevil
• Guy’s Flavor Town Hall
• Professional Rossplayers
• Barely Normal Activity
• Galbladder
• We Read Books
• Towel Whip Assassin
• Larry Berry’s Dairy Prairie
• Karaoke Dokey!
• The Waluigi Preservation Society
• The Captain and Two Neals
  • Now FINDING two Neals might be tough for some people. I suggest just starting the band and then legally changing your name.
• [Randall, Put the Band’s Logo Here Later]
• Paper Wait
• Aspic
• Indie Group That Uses Big Words In Our Songs
• Ass & Avocados
• We Aren’t Real People
• Thanos’s Ash Tray
  • Too soon?
• Rocky Horror Powerpoint
• Frankenstein`s Security Deposit
• Bitin’ Wachootoos
  • Source
• Frijole Moly!
• Eggs Cumberbatch
• Grapple Pie
• The What
• The Why
• The When
• The How
• The Where
• The WhoWhatWhenWhereWhyHow
• I’ll Be Bach
• Here Today, Gone Tamale
• Anti-Cripes
• LED Orchestra
• Three Random Bitches
• Clog Cabin
• Green Cockle Denomination
• Foot Test Massage
• Beast N’ Cheddar
• Absolue Lack of Musical Ability (ALMA)
• Alt-F4
• Alt128701
• Noir for Kids
  • With hits like “Jimmy Twitch ain’t gonna snitch” and “Who’s in the Trunk, Who’s at the Pier”
• Elon’s Musk
• Toy Hearse
• (the) cold smoke
• Pill-O-Talk
• Bran’s Parachute
• Lucky Harms
• Yeet & Sour
• Iron Laden
• Trolling Stones
• High Ground
• When Doves Sigh all passive aggressively, y’know? Like they want you to know they’re mad, but they won’t just say that.

And there you have it! Select your favorite and then go bring music to whatever venue will be willing to give you drink tokens or a handful of crumpled ones to play for them!

Also, still #TeamVeronica.

~C