For those of you buying comics today, the big news is Superman #38 that closes out a big story arc going on in the comic and culminates in the Man O’ Iron Alloy developing a new power. And he’s gonna need it. I mean, check this out:

Dude… Superman…

Seriously, Leg day, bro:

Sorry, his teeny legs and no-butt were humorous to me…

Yes? Something wrong, Photoshop Chris?

What did you notice, boy?

Yes?!? Tell us, man!

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I mean, have you ever seen the two of them in the same place at the same time?

Think about it.

Anywho, I leave you with this disturbing image:

Truth, Justice and Propane Accessories!

-C